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AxeSmasher

"One life, One vision, Live it!
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  • June 29
  • United Kingdom
  • Deviant for 9 years
  • He / Him
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Im knocked sick, this bus ride is awful.
Aside from this I'm enthralled by the views, by views I mean the lovely countryside with its hills and trees and cows and shit not the weird oddly shaped fat bird two seats down or the two miserable birds moaning about the fact that they have a job and their part time hours are too much for them to handle. Sick.

Daydreaming has always been me, I like to think a lot, too much infact, I could be watching the most interesting documentary and I'm thinking about something else.

The bus all of a sudden slams to a halt and big slimy tentacles smash through the windows and tears all the women's clothes off and some big horrible blob of a monster tears the front of the bus off (along with the driver) and all the women run to me for protection. I can't actually offer any protection but it would be nice to pretend and grab myself a bit of tit.

Anyway, my day dream is over. Short and sweet yes but I'm here. The bus stop is a five minute walk from we're I'm meant to be and I need a piss. If i could just find a bush then all would be great but there's fat chance because a, it's 9am and I'll defiantly get spotted and b, I'm in a fucking city so, where's the fucking bushes? Better pick up the pace....

Oh, I'm here. The big glowing sign above my head states...

"I'm Chris, welcome to my world"

Favourite Movies
American warewolf in london, Toxic Avenger, Class of nuke 'em high
Favourite TV Shows
Dont watch TV :/
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Strung out, Pennywise, Bad Religion, NOFX,
Favourite Books
A Million Little Pieces,
Favourite Writers
Stephen King, James frey, Lisa Gardner
Favourite Games
Gears of war, Tomb Raider, Mafia 2, Streetfighter, Mortal combat
Favourite Gaming Platform
XboX 360
"Nothing makes a man more nationalistic than to think his country's owned by foreigners. He can adjust in time to losing a war - that only means the enemy was stronger - but to lose his economy means the enemy was smarter."
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“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!” ― Hunter S. Thompson
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